May 2013
shippery:
I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
snowysula:
what a fucked up society we live in that we shame people both for having and for not having sex
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
girl2k13:
isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago
drunktiel:
sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
“I sit before flowers
hoping they will train me in the art
of opening up”
– The Student, Shane Koyczan (via wethinkwedream)
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
